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Tuesday, 11 January 2011

The TV Guide

Stuff that I would definitely watch

Facejacker
A dangerous mental patient is released onto the streets of a major city with the intention to physically steal people's faces and use to to evade detection

Man Fall Down
Action based game show in which contestants are given a loose set of objectives to achieve with a monumental number of obstacles to stop them. Spine shatteringly funny injuries as contestants sacrifice dignity, humanity and physical health in order to claw desperately at the cash prize

Big Brother: George Orwell Edition
Contestants are abducted from their homes and entombed in a large modern house in which they are subject to the whim of an unseen Stalinist dictator. Contestants are regularly abducted, tortured and used to spy on one another. There is no clear winner.

Terrorists Do the Darndest Things
Bill Cosby hosts this hilarious clip show in which under-cover reporters document the inner workings of terrorist plots, and the hilarious consequences when they go wrong. Classic slapstick maiming in some good old fashioned patriotic family fun

Desparate House-fires
This drama documents the scandalous lives of a group of middle aged housewives in california - who are on fire

House M.C.
Watch the hard-hearted hilarious doctor take on the the world of rap-battles in downtown Los Angeles. Gun-toting verbose off-beat drama with lovable characters and occasional serious overtones

The Midget Olympics
Yes you've seen the regular olympics, the paralympics and even the special olypics, but now, thanks to combined lobbying of the little people's rerpresentetive comitee, and a few others who also think midgets are hilarious, there is now an olympics entirely for midgets.
Watch and guiltily laugh as they tackle events like the shotput, swimming and the crowd favorite, the hurdles.

Hole in the Wall - Public Bathroom
Contestants are offered a cash prize if they can extract vital information from a stranger in a public bathroom. Watch the hilarious consequences as they find out exactly what it means to play "Hole in the Wall"

Meth-Busters
Two moustachioed  professional scienticaians, who have only a slightly homo-erotic relationship, are armed with power-tools and explosives in an attempt to crack down on London's crystal meth intake.
There are few survivors

Come Die with me
A group of discerning diners are challenged to cook meals for one another in order to compete for the smallest cash prize avalable to man, but the twist is, one diner is a member of a suicide cult.

Two and a Half Leaders#
This hilarious sitcom stars two polar opposite men who unexpectedly end up living in the same household in London, with a troublesome economy to look after and some hilarious consequences

Extreme Fishing
Exciting nautical action as presenters go mano-a-mano with some of the world's largest and most dangerous fish

The Juan Show
Breakfast news and discussion with opinionated sports journalist; Juan Nhil.
This week:
Does Obama really have laser vision
If your parents give you a hilarious yet massively inconvenient name, do they still love you?
Interviews with twins Ilene and Ben Dover, Hugh Jass, Jaun Carr and Iona Willie


Pokemon - Behind the Balls
Andrew Marr looks into the sinister world behind the magic of pokemon, and how the hit children's franchise evolved out of illegal underground Japanese costume dog-fighting rings



Author's Note:
Yes I know this was dug from an old Heretick, but I'm a little busy at the moment, so I took out all the election centred stuff, and added a few new ones.

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