A selection of quotes to prove that my mother is losing it....
25/10/10
"you should ask the windscreen man to fix your laptop, he knows about screens"
02/11/10
Me: "did i tell you I'm a blogger?"
Mum: "that's not very interesting"
Me: "you don't know what a blog is, do you?"
Mum: "It's like a log but with a B. Logs aren't very interesting"
26/11/10
Mum: "I must be talking perfect sense if you can understand me"
Me: "Sorry, what?"
Mum: "Exactly"
26/11/10
"You've answered that in one easy question"
26/11/10
"I'm going to throw your brain out on the pavement if you don't use it"
19/11/10
"just think how many more girls you could attract if you were more attractive"
17/1/11
Mum: "There's something odd about your shoes"
Me: "I'm not wearing any - those are socks"
Mum: "I told you there was something odd"
